Hero Spotlight
Status Reretired
Subject 01 Wayne 1.0
After years of being a badass, Wayne retired from saving lives and ridding the world of evildoers. But he was apparently too good at being a dick, (and/or detective) so they begged for him to return. Finally, years later, on the birthday of another dick (not a detective) he retired again, making him retireded. Or maybe reretired sounds better.
Status Colored shirt, once
Subject 02 Wayne 2.0
Clarf was created as a science experiment gone horribly wrong. Using the DNA of Wayne, scientists attempted to make a clone of him so once Wayne 1.0 retired, Wayne 2.0 could step in. But the lab accidentally added too much AS-34890 (otherwise known as Asshole Serum) and thus a replica of Wayne was born...but with even filthier jokes and zero hesitation to insult his family and friends. Luckily, via a miracle, or most likely the saving grace of having Luann to help raise him, he went on to accomplish many great things that most people only dream of doing. Clarf has written books, comics, films, and is even an accredited writer for magic magazines, resulting in him wearing a colored-shirt for the first time ever upon visiting The Magic Castle.
Together they form...
May you shat yourself to your heart's desire today!
Love, the Ferret.